if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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