is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
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