Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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