Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
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