i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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