my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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