Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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