Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Remember when I use to call my dick 'the pendulum'
wtf?
It is now the artist formerly known as 'insideyourgirlfriend'
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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