I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
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