She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
I feel like vodka or no vodka, you'd still be trying to button your cat into your comforter
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Randomize
