North Korea, Best Korea!
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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