I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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