the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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