He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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