Is it normal to miss your booty call?
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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