i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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