First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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