I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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