Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
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