Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
it hurts more in the daytime
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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