I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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