I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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