Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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