Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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