i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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