when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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