It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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