she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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