at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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