Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
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