Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
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