During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
You dont lie about slip and slides
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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