oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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