Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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