Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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