all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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