It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Randomize
