Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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