But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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