ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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