It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
We had sex on a dog bed..
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
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