I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
i drank out of a bidet.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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