are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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