she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
