yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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