Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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