I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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