So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
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