but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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