Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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