her vagine was all disorganized.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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