there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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