Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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