I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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