just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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