No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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